Random Ramblings

Sallah is around the corner…

I just wish he’d run up and score this goal for Liverpool!

Ha! Just thought I’d start this off with a joke to remind you all of the holidays next week. I have a question, though. Why do we only celebrate our Muslim brothers and sisters when there’s ram involved? Become rather cliché at this point.

“Ahmed, baba! Just checking up oo. Happy Salah!……… How far this ram meat tho?”

Have we bothered to inquire what the holiday is really about? Do we know the significance of Salah? You all disgust me. Anyways, neither do I, I’m just talking shit.

I don’t even know what Christian holidays are about. I just know Christmas day is the day I complain of backpain so they don’t banish me to the kitchen.

Aha! Pussyfooting around this post has finally landed me a morale. We’re breeding a generation that thinks twice about traditional values and gender roles. While questioning is healthy, I don’t think we should unsubscribe to the stuff our parents instilled in us. Like bonding. Family dinners. And responsibility.

Responsibility… to send me ram meat.

Happy Salah.

Love, Praise.